Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

I’m usually awful at parties and dances; I stand like a stick, or I cough, or I laugh, or I don’t bring a present, or I spill the ice cream, or I get so depressed that I stand and I scream…

tim drake

duke thomas: *drinking a Capri Sun* Try me, bitch.

dick grayson: Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

stephanie brown: Ooooh. Get funfetti.

dick grayson: If you're finished picking on tim-

damian wayne: NEVER!

stephanie brown: Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control-

barbara gordon: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.

three years before disaster

 dick grayson: Don't you realize that you could get killed?

jason todd: Dick, I'm not going to die.

dick grayson: What?

jason todd: I'm twelve.

dick grayson: So you can't die?

jason todd: I just don't see it happening.

Short DPXDC Prompts #828

Kon and Kara are on a mission together when a meteor streaks past them…
Oh shit.
That’s not a meteor.
That’s something that resembles a flaming SUV careening towards the ground. That SUV has something inside. Whatever the something is, they don’t have a heartbeat. 

I think it’d be very funny if they pry open the suv to hopefully, and carefully take out the probable corpse only to screech in surprise when Danny just goes: ….hey🧍🏻

But on the other hand, if Danny loses control of his ghost form and goes back to having a very concerning slow heart beat, now BOTH Supers are frantic because there is a heartbeat NOW and the person is barely holding on! WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!

whatever you say farm boy

Containment Breach

@artichokebean you cant just leave this in the tags

an important addition

creacher

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Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp